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2002-12-30 - ringing out the year at a theater near you
2002-12-28 - i'm just a material breach
2002-12-24 - honey in the moon
2002-12-20 - belles and bob-heads ring
2002-12-18 - let your fingers do the dating
2002-12-13 - no glove, no love
2002-12-09 - come all ye faithful
2002-12-06 - pear-shaped brush with fame
2002-12-04 - keep those damn sheep quiet*
2002-12-02 - this holiday, everyone's a little bit gay
2002-11-29 - hallmark card moment
2002-11-27 - not that there's anything wrong with that
2002-11-21 - checkout commentary
2002-11-20 - half dozen of the other
2002-11-18 - far from nirvana
2002-11-14 - 10 items or less
2002-11-12 - bacon, brown sugar and a pinch of sick sass
2002-11-08 - a date in the forecast?
2002-11-04 - twisted is blissted
2002-11-01 - real women have facial hair
2002-10-30 - fate don't monkey around
2002-10-28 - mind the gap
2002-10-24 - in praise of molehills
2002-10-21 - "have a bear claw claire jesus"
2002-10-17 - darndest thing sayer
2002-10-16 - celebrating celebrity
2002-10-14 - gym jerk
2002-10-10 - under what guise?
2002-10-07 - sayonara 7.50
2002-10-04 - feel the burn
2002-10-02 - i pay bills
2002-09-30 - one thin dime
2002-09-27 - pithy potpourri
2002-09-27 - pithy potpourri
2002-09-26 - blech and beck
2002-09-23 - oui, oui!
2002-09-19 - hooray for today
2002-09-18 - mug of soup
2002-09-16 - read all about it
2002-09-13 - kiss me, prevaricate
2002-09-11 - awake
2002-09-09 - diesel fuel
2002-09-06 - dubya designs
2002-09-03 - big screen weekend
2002-08-23 - made for michelob
2002-08-26 - pugnacious d
2002-08-23 - della reefer
2002-08-21 - diesel and dust
2002-08-13 - waits rules
2002-08-09 - pink robots on parade
2002-08-05 - are you frontin' me?
2002-08-02 - i need to stop reading celebrity interviews
2002-08-01 - heigh-ho, heigh-ho
2002-07-31 - "her head smelled like hair, not shampoo"
2002-07-29 - the turtle and the heir
2002-07-25 - have your cake and quote it, too
2002-07-24 - an american classic turns 93
2002-07-22 - testosteroni is not just the san francisco treat
2002-07-18 - you quack me up
2002-07-17 - dating derring-don't
2002-07-15 - come inside my love
2002-07-12 - exhilarate or stupify...as if
2002-07-10 - can't quit with the quips
2002-07-08 - one conversation about 13 things
- lovely and amazing
2002-07-03 - it's a nice thing
2002-07-01 - bipolar bear pause
2002-06-28 - sloooo-ooooooan
2002-06-26 - bar nothing and the angry inch
2002-06-24 - high prices, shallow vices
2002-06-20 - between a rock
2002-06-19 - boo*boo*be*doop
2002-06-18 - i should talk
2002-06-14 - sci-fi wasabi
2002-06-12 - a few of your favorite things
2002-06-10 - outlaw guffaw
2002-06-06 - dumped on a pick-up
2002-06-04 - change makes perfect
2002-06-03 - swf seeks sense of direction
2002-05-31 - making pies
2002-05-30 - a link of friendship
2002-05-24 - lanugo, thongs, enron and my mom
2002-05-21 - that's entertainment
2002-05-20 - lock, shock and embarrassment
2002-05-16 - hold it now...hit it
2002-05-15 - chitchat
2002-05-13 - mr. blue and how he rules
2002-05-11 - what a beauty
2002-05-09 - scratch and sniff
2002-05-08 - i need to get something off my chest
2002-05-06 - who's conning who?
2002-05-03 - changing channels
2002-05-01 - princess for a day...hooray!
2002-04-29 - ¡hoy esta mi cumpleaños tambien!
2002-04-25 - yo, jane austen raps!
2002-04-24 - self-narrative mouth cam
2002-04-23 - peeled, stewed tomato
2002-04-22 - time out to smoke out
2002-04-19 - the princess and the pea (guess which one is me?)
2002-04-18 - stop me if you've heard this one before...
2002-04-17 - still waters run deep without a peep
2002-04-16 - i brake for pendejos
2002-04-15 - and then there's maudlin
2002-04-12 - sturm und drang
2002-04-10 - hair commandant
2002-04-08 - blue period, my ass
2002-04-05 - pablo in da house, yo, yo
2002-04-02 - from guernica to giddyness in 30 seconds flat
2002-04-01 - easter eggs
2002-03-29 - giving a shout out to my easter peeps
2002-03-29 - her name was lola, she was a showgirl, and your mama
2002-03-29 - butterflies are free...and funny!
2002-03-26 - oscar the grouch
2002-03-22 - wasted trip, witty words
2002-03-19 - flirting with cowboys
2002-03-18 - besame, baby
2002-03-15 - green tea vs. green beer
2002-03-14 - *imp*chimp*pimp*
2002-03-12 - kung-fu logic
2002-03-11 - a scoop of rocky road to go
2002-03-08 - is the spin doctor in?
2002-03-07 - thinking out of the cinnabon
2002-03-06 - i'm ready for my close-up, not!
2002-03-05 - azreal abyss, cinnabon and my mom
2002-03-04 - a boatload of quotes
2002-03-01 - must see desert storm
2002-02-28 - pitchin' a shit
2002-02-27 - creme brulee toupee
2002-02-26 - always something there to remind me
2002-02-22 - how's your news?
2002-02-20 - oh messy entry
2002-02-15 - be mine online
2002-02-12 - oscar, we need to talk
2002-02-11 - boy oh boy oh boy
2002-02-08 - love is a battlefield and i just stepped on a land mine
2002-02-06 - dream date part deux
2002-02-04 - just desserts
2002-02-01 - speaking of...
2002-01-29 - WWCD?
2002-01-28 - conundrum, conundrum, what's your function?
2002-01-26 - isn't it ironic. don't you think?
2002-01-23 - the second annual nictate awards
2002-01-21 - mormons and bluebloods
2002-01-17 - everything's coming up cherries for me and my tongue
2002-01-16 - it's about the music, man
2002-01-14 - these pretzels are making me thirsty
2002-01-11 - the man of my dreams
2002-01-09 - bridge mix
2002-01-07 - take two aspirin and me out to dinner
2002-01-04 - nictate's top ten films of 2001
2002-01-02 - as quiet as kitten feet

my best entries ever (in my humble opinion, dude)

2002: the year that was

2 to the 0 to the 0 to the 1

philosophy ain't just a river in egypt

the ex files (nobody knows the trouble i've dated)

mi vida loca

grab bag (all you can carry away for $5/lb.)

lust goes bust

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