2002-12-30 -
ringing out the year at a theater near you
2002-12-28 -
i'm just a material breach
2002-12-24 -
honey in the moon
2002-12-20 -
belles and bob-heads ring
2002-12-18 -
let your fingers do the dating
2002-12-13 -
no glove, no love
2002-12-09 -
come all ye faithful
2002-12-06 -
pear-shaped brush with fame
2002-12-04 -
keep those damn sheep quiet*
2002-12-02 -
this holiday, everyone's a little bit gay
2002-11-29 -
hallmark card moment
2002-11-27 -
not that there's anything wrong with that
2002-11-21 -
checkout commentary
2002-11-20 -
half dozen of the other
2002-11-18 -
far from nirvana
2002-11-14 -
10 items or less
2002-11-12 -
bacon, brown sugar and a pinch of sick sass
2002-11-08 -
a date in the forecast?
2002-11-04 -
twisted is blissted
2002-11-01 -
real women have facial hair
2002-10-30 -
fate don't monkey around
2002-10-28 -
mind the gap
2002-10-24 -
in praise of molehills
2002-10-21 -
"have a bear claw claire jesus"
2002-10-17 -
darndest thing sayer
2002-10-16 -
celebrating celebrity
2002-10-14 -
gym jerk
2002-10-10 -
under what guise?
2002-10-07 -
sayonara 7.50
2002-10-04 -
feel the burn
2002-10-02 -
i pay bills
2002-09-30 -
one thin dime
2002-09-27 -
pithy potpourri
2002-09-27 -
pithy potpourri
2002-09-26 -
blech and beck
2002-09-23 -
oui, oui!
2002-09-19 -
hooray for today
2002-09-18 -
mug of soup
2002-09-16 -
read all about it
2002-09-13 -
kiss me, prevaricate
2002-09-11 -
awake
2002-09-09 -
diesel fuel
2002-09-06 -
dubya designs
2002-09-03 -
big screen weekend
2002-08-23 -
made for michelob
2002-08-26 -
pugnacious d
2002-08-23 -
della reefer
2002-08-21 -
diesel and dust
2002-08-13 -
waits rules
2002-08-09 -
pink robots on parade
2002-08-05 -
are you frontin' me?
2002-08-02 -
i need to stop reading celebrity interviews
2002-08-01 -
heigh-ho, heigh-ho
2002-07-31 -
"her head smelled like hair, not shampoo"
2002-07-29 -
the turtle and the heir
2002-07-25 -
have your cake and quote it, too
2002-07-24 -
an american classic turns 93
2002-07-22 -
testosteroni is not just the san francisco treat
2002-07-18 -
you quack me up
2002-07-17 -
dating derring-don't
2002-07-15 -
come inside my love
2002-07-12 -
exhilarate or stupify...as if
2002-07-10 -
can't quit with the quips
2002-07-08 -
one conversation about 13 things
-
lovely and amazing
2002-07-03 -
it's a nice thing
2002-07-01 -
bipolar bear pause
2002-06-28 -
sloooo-ooooooan
2002-06-26 -
bar nothing and the angry inch
2002-06-24 -
high prices, shallow vices
2002-06-20 -
between a rock
2002-06-19 -
boo*boo*be*doop
2002-06-18 -
i should talk
2002-06-14 -
sci-fi wasabi
2002-06-12 -
a few of your favorite things
2002-06-10 -
outlaw guffaw
2002-06-06 -
dumped on a pick-up
2002-06-04 -
change makes perfect
2002-06-03 -
swf seeks sense of direction
2002-05-31 -
making pies
2002-05-30 -
a link of friendship
2002-05-24 -
lanugo, thongs, enron and my mom
2002-05-21 -
that's entertainment
2002-05-20 -
lock, shock and embarrassment
2002-05-16 -
hold it now...hit it
2002-05-15 -
chitchat
2002-05-13 -
mr. blue and how he rules
2002-05-11 -
what a beauty
2002-05-09 -
scratch and sniff
2002-05-08 -
i need to get something off my chest
2002-05-06 -
who's conning who?
2002-05-03 -
changing channels
2002-05-01 -
princess for a day...hooray!
2002-04-29 -
�hoy esta mi cumplea�os tambien!
2002-04-25 -
yo, jane austen raps!
2002-04-24 -
self-narrative mouth cam
2002-04-23 -
peeled, stewed tomato
2002-04-22 -
time out to smoke out
2002-04-19 -
the princess and the pea (guess which one is me?)
2002-04-18 -
stop me if you've heard this one before...
2002-04-17 -
still waters run deep without a peep
2002-04-16 -
i brake for pendejos
2002-04-15 -
and then there's maudlin
2002-04-12 -
sturm und drang
2002-04-10 -
hair commandant
2002-04-08 -
blue period, my ass
2002-04-05 -
pablo in da house, yo, yo
2002-04-02 -
from guernica to giddyness in 30 seconds flat
2002-04-01 -
easter eggs
2002-03-29 -
giving a shout out to my easter peeps
2002-03-29 -
her name was lola, she was a showgirl, and your mama
2002-03-29 -
butterflies are free...and funny!
2002-03-26 -
oscar the grouch
2002-03-22 -
wasted trip, witty words
2002-03-19 -
flirting with cowboys
2002-03-18 -
besame, baby
2002-03-15 -
green tea vs. green beer
2002-03-14 -
*imp*chimp*pimp*
2002-03-12 -
kung-fu logic
2002-03-11 -
a scoop of rocky road to go
2002-03-08 -
is the spin doctor in?
2002-03-07 -
thinking out of the cinnabon
2002-03-06 -
i'm ready for my close-up, not!
2002-03-05 -
azreal abyss, cinnabon and my mom
2002-03-04 -
a boatload of quotes
2002-03-01 -
must see desert storm
2002-02-28 -
pitchin' a shit
2002-02-27 -
creme brulee toupee
2002-02-26 -
always something there to remind me
2002-02-22 -
how's your news?
2002-02-20 -
oh messy entry
2002-02-15 -
be mine online
2002-02-12 -
oscar, we need to talk
2002-02-11 -
boy oh boy oh boy
2002-02-08 -
love is a battlefield and i just stepped on a land mine
2002-02-06 -
dream date part deux
2002-02-04 -
just desserts
2002-02-01 -
speaking of...
2002-01-29 -
WWCD?
2002-01-28 -
conundrum, conundrum, what's your function?
2002-01-26 -
isn't it ironic. don't you think?
2002-01-23 -
the second annual nictate awards
2002-01-21 -
mormons and bluebloods
2002-01-17 -
everything's coming up cherries for me and my tongue
2002-01-16 -
it's about the music, man
2002-01-14 -
these pretzels are making me thirsty
2002-01-11 -
the man of my dreams
2002-01-09 -
bridge mix
2002-01-07 -
take two aspirin and me out to dinner
2002-01-04 -
nictate's top ten films of 2001
2002-01-02 -
as quiet as kitten feet
my
best entries ever (in my humble opinion, dude) 2002: the year that was
2 to the 0 to the 0 to the 1 philosophy
ain't just a river in egypt
the
ex files (nobody knows the trouble i've dated)
mi
vida loca
grab
bag (all you can carry away for $5/lb.)
lust
goes bust
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