2002-07-31 | 8:09 p.m.

corduroy licorice enjoyed the milk of human kindness. he wasn't sure why his parents had named their cow "human kindness" as opposed to a more common name like "bessie," but, oh well.

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boy, i'm freaking tired. a twelve-hour day at the office will do that to a girl. good thing i had my protein-packed lunch burrito to power me through melodramatic clients and a whirlwind of "to do's."

well, now it's time to go home and say toodle-doo to the to do's until todomorrow.

man, that mullet banner ad is really freaking me out.

pax out, bad mammajammas.

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