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2002-09-27 | 5:44 p.m.

when the rubber hit the road, corduroy licorice knew his chances of scoring with gloria were over. when an angry date throws the unused condom you just proffered out of your moving car's window, it's safe to say you're not getting any for the evening.

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seen in the l.a. weekly:

"an audience is like a broad. if you're indifferent, endsville."
-frank sinatra

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from the truth is dumber than fiction files:

when the prosecution provided suspected terrorist zacarias moussaoui with files to prepare his case to defend himself, they accidently gave him some high-security information. when they realized their mistake, they asked for the specific files back. now those files are missing...from his freakin' jail cell...a seemingly secure locale.

from cnn.com:

"according to court papers, prosecutors initially told moussaoui which documents they needed back--thereby alerting him to the ones that were important. the judge essentially told them that hadn't been the smartest thing to do."

i believe the correct term is dumb-ass to the nth degree.

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classic quote from a spam e-mail i received:

"we bring you only tasteful high quality fotos and videos of young girls. every frame honors purity and innocence of youth involved in sexual acts..."

um, that's a seemingly contradicktory statement, porn purveyors.

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from e! online's emmy coverage:

"second best quote by an everybody loves raymond award winner: brad garrett, accepting for best supporting comedy actor--'hope this award breaks down the door for jewish people trying to get into show business.'"

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i like what paisleypiper had to say about cemetary visits.

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sxb has been writing some terrific lyrics of late. case in point:

"i know what it feels like to be lost and pushed away from the light
and to want to feel like someone else
rarely anyone feels themselves
i know what it feels like to be a father and a son and less of both and more of one
so i just feel until my subscription to this feeling runs out
then i'll feel something else
something new
less of me
volumes of you
and to want to feel like someone else
rarely anyone feels themselves
i know what it feels like to be a father and a son and less of both and more of one
so i just feel until my subscription to this feeling runs out
then i'll feel something else
something new
less of me
volumes of you"

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redniko wrote a cool entry about when a love (or lust) interest threatens that they're "trouble." i've heard the same challenge/discouragement from a fellow and was unfortunately even more intrigued by him.

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take a peek at these - (c) 2000-2003 nictate:

health tip
2005-03-16

health tip
2005-03-16

moving house
2004-11-19

quibbling with quitherfeather
2004-11-17

catcher in the wry
2004-11-16