2001-03-09 | 04:07:57

the thing about corduroy licorice was that he never knew when to let sleeping dogs lie.

he was always going around poking napping pooches with his favorite stick and squealing, "rise and shine, old yeller!" or "hey lassie, someone just fell down the well and you obviously could give a care."

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i don't know what's more humiliating. chandler with "flock of seagulls" hair, or joey with a turkey on his noggin. talk about jumping the shark.

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quote of the day:

male friend describing a girl in a clingy wrap dress...

"her boobies are magnificent."

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