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2001-03-08 | 04:03:46

corduroy licorice was an enigma to most.

he lived the life of a loner because the loner was too lazy to live his own life and hired corduroy to do it instead.

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except for the part set in hell, woody allen's deconstructing harry is a really enjoyable movie. it's cool how he weaves short story segments into the plot.

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to help combat species endangerment, zoo keepers have been showing captive pandas videotapes of other pandas having sex to encourage the bears to get busy and knock boots, but it ain't working. maybe the production values aren't up to par. or maybe there's a need for panda fluffers.

which reminds me of an old "deep thought" by jack handy..."they say swans mate for life, but what's the big deal? it's not like they're gonna meet a better-looking swan or anything."

or how about this one...

"the face of a child can say so much...especially the mouth part of the face."

heh. jack handy's funny. heh.

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