2003-04-16 | 11:58 p.m.

corduroy licorice's dad would compete with his friend mr. swords on who could make the best stock picks. when corduroy's dad found out that farming equipment was a hot investment, he beat swords into plow shares and made a mint.

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i just had an idea for a non-fiction book. an anthology, if you will.

you had to be there:
anecdotes that falter in the retelling

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