2004-09-06 | 12:13 a.m.

lately when guys give me a second look, i figure it's because of criminal intent. and not the sexy kind, either. i'm talking mugging, kidnapping, etc.

the most recent guy to express an interest in me was an amateur pornographer on the lam from the i.r.s.

neat.

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you know who's a great writer? al burian, that's who. he's got one of those acerbic wits that won't quit and offers thought-poking musings on life. if you can track down his burn collector book or his new comic offering things are meaning less, you'll be glad you did.

the latter is available at microcosm publishing. amazon has both.

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