2003-10-09 | 11:18 p.m.

corduroy licorice broke a record during his martial arts practice. for some reason, he preferred doing karate chops on LPs instead of the traditional wooden blocks.

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i recently read an interview with gwyneth paltrow. actually, she wasn't in the room with me. she was the subject of the interview.

she mentioned how she's going the mostly macrobiotic route for her diet, but how everyone deserves a mouthful of key lime pie once in awhile if they really crave it.

a mouthful.

there's something off-key lime about that serving size, if you ask me. thank god i'm not an international style icon. that'd bite.

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