2003-06-03 | 11:45 p.m.

after accidently knocking over the snack table at the party, corduroy licorice discoved he had a chip on his shoulder and some salsa on his shirt. boy, did he feel like a seven-layer dip.

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during his recent visit to paris, dubya gave french president chirac a leather-bound set of books about american indians--a subject that chirac enjoys.

seems a fitting gift from a world leader with a cowboy mentality. plus, the fate of the native americans is a great example to promote the administration's new policy of occupying countries. heck, if those pioneer-scalpin' apaches weren't terrorists, i don't know who is.

now if the muslim religion would only endorse casinos, iraq would be onto something.

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