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2000-12-23 - just say "yes" to making merry
2000-12-21 - "f" as in "faith"
2000-12-20 - high anxiety ain't just a movie in egypt
2000-12-18 - glimmer glamour
2000-12-15 - boas and constrictors
2000-12-14 - girl power!
2000-12-13 - discovery channeled
2000-12-12 - the gladdest thing under the sun
2000-12-07 - tonight on a very special nictate...
2000-12-04 - a prince of a guy
2000-12-01 - you sweet embraceable you
2000-11-30 - memories light the corners of my mind
2000-11-29 - you've got to believe we are magic
2000-11-27 - if it's not lint in your belly button, it's a sweatball hanging off the end of your nose
2000-11-25 - life is a beach
2000-11-23 - what a wonderful world
2000-11-22 - confucious say...
2000-11-21 - sunshine on my shoulder makes me happy
2000-11-16 - glow, baby, glow!
2000-11-15 - talk to the animals
2000-11-14 - this is a test of the emergency comedy system
2000-11-13 - weekends were made for frontal lobes
2000-11-10 - miles to go before i sleep
2000-11-09 - have you heard any good news today, today?
2000-11-08 - i voted
2000-11-06 - shall we retire to the drawing room?
2000-11-03 - lovely rita he wasn't
2000-11-02 - palooka in the house!
2000-11-01 - britney spears fever!
2000-10-30 - oops! i did it again.
2000-10-20 - i can't like it
2000-10-17 - you down with ssb? yeah, you know me
2000-10-16 - is there something to do?
2000-10-14 - a now, a message from our sponsor...
2000-10-13 - fuck that shit!
2000-10-12 - good times. neat.
2000-10-10 - dateline
2000-10-09 - i want it that way
2000-10-07 - sorry, wrong number
2000-09-18 - kissy face mmmmm....
2000-09-13 - new york's finest
2000-09-08 - nyc part deux
2000-09-05 - doodoolo, doodoolo, dada!
2000-08-31 - stalk talk
2000-08-28 - improvisation! brilliant!
2000-08-27 - il gastino
2000-08-26 - huntress/gatheress
2000-08-11 - gnarly, man
2000-08-06 - mea culpa high
2000-08-06 - you can't fake sign language
2000-07-28 - i got bettah
2000-07-28 - zippitydooda
2000-07-27 - i'm in a new york state of mind
2000-07-26 - big pimpin' in the nyc
2000-07-25 - blahkempt
2000-07-24 - bicoastal break-up
2000-07-22 - sarah jessica parker, eat your heart out
2000-07-21 - big apple
2000-07-15 - big apple pie in the sky hopes
2000-07-04 - tennessee will-he-or-won't he
2000-06-30 - girl crazy
2000-06-06 - ya down with OCD?
2000-05-15 - two hours in the valley
2000-05-11 - all washed up
2000-05-07 - whack that barbie!
2000-04-24 - mis quincenera

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the ex files (nobody knows the trouble i've dated)

mi vida loca

grab bag (all you can carry away for $5/lb.)

lust goes bust

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