a royal treat
resolve is more than a spot remover
seize the greetings
havin' the cake and walkin' it, too
once upon a time in the days of yorn
because being pissed is on my list
evidently, the subconscious is a powerful thing. who knew?
and the oscar goes to...
confuscious say what?
absence makes the heart grow muffled
where everybody knows your name...and order
what is the sound of one woman clapping?
good day, sir...i said, good day!
i'm in love, i'm in love with the belle of st. montmartre
in the bedroom
are you sure you want to delete this?
what a trip
get on the bus
the court of courting
windmills and dating spills
in lieu of you
fade in: INT. TURMOIL
trollops and rotties
woman of a thousand costumes...ok, more like 5
identities and intimacies
things are getting weird
odorous and amorous
parental units say the darndest things
those were the days, my friend
produce as pets
nirvana rules...that kurt was amazing, man
her majesty, sally the sassy
what a scene
i don't think it means what you think it means
you gotta quaff a little, quaint a little
luck runs amok
hope and other stuff
vainer than i wanna be
who's a girl to do?
top of the mornin'
i'm in need of a bad day, baby
stir it up, little darlin'
day pass for poetry
working class dog
of mullets and men
guys do the darndest things
waiting for me to come home from the sea
man hunt delayed due to lack of clues
i'm not just a fan, i'm a member
bad girls, bad girls, whatcha gonna do?
i said, captain. he said, wot?
winks of the weekend
date 'em, dano
overdue for analysis?
you can tell everybody this is your entry
it's an east coast thang
the bunny died
desert storm II: fate-seeking missile
the date shakes
woman bites dog...film at ll
sex, lies and html
moulin rouge rules and built to spill thrills
i would call them mini-me's
end of the line
add to cart or add to heart?
go ahead, call me a towel head
jonesin' for control
calories consumed: too many too count
rollin', rollin', rollin', keep that ab flab rollin'
life, she is an enigma wrapped in a wonton skin...or is that in a wanton skin?
a lei in lieu of updates
the weakerthans rule ever so mightily
on chivalry and ponies
come to mama
and the award goes to...someone who cares about the details
pico de uh-oh
take a hike now, ask me how!
all the good stuff
itsa my birthday, too!
greater than or lesser than zero
the importance of dating ernest
the meaning of life explained...or at least entertained
what would the freshmaker do?
the next word you hear will begin with "f"
so, like i was saying
walk this way
so, what did you do this weekend?
this kinda blows
my no good, horrible, pretty wonderful day
trash bandaid coup
your perception is your reality
e is for ella, as opposed to ecstasy
goody, goody two shoes
better than yesterday...plus, the weakerthans in may!
work whining, part deux
i had a food weekend
man trap and parent trap
have you heard any good news today, today?
left work at 8, san pelligrino
she whines hard for the money
oscar de la hooya
armed and freckled
to sir hubbard with love
give it up for jer and grohl
i ain't so nice
supposedly unfun things i'd do again
people who need people are the luckiest people, just like babs said
guilty as charged
does this smell funny to you?
what they said
wink, blink, think, link
in an entry far, far away
random in retrograde
blues on tap
smiles a pride wide
hip-hop and diary locks
color me striped
comfort food for thought
twiggle luv & the movie in me
i'm weaker than i like to think
playing house with peewee
i heart valentine's day
i like you!
improv go bye-bye
musing for a bruising
love hurts, but the hurt is worth it
open-minded seeks same
michele, my belle, puts words together well
sweet and sour
on the q-tip
a little more love
is loving and commitment so much lunch meat?
the eagle has landed
...with a side of fava beans and a nice chianti
fat ain't phat
epiphany watch 2001
likes sands through the hourglass...
adam's rib or adam's arms?
don't be mad!
drip, drip, drop...little ceiling showers
mad and moonly
youth claims lack of passes caused by ugly glasses
introvert to rail grind
on the philosophical tip
the first annual nictate awards
so hot, it's cool
auld ange syne (sp?)
all-new for 2001
best entries ever (in my humble opinion, dude)
2002: the year that was
2 to the 0 to the 0 to the 1
ain't just a river in egypt
ex files (nobody knows the trouble i've dated)
bag (all you can carry away for $5/lb.)
jimmy dean would be proud of