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2005-03-16 - health tip
2005-03-16 - health tip
2004-11-19 - moving house
2004-11-17 - quibbling with quitherfeather
2004-11-16 - catcher in the wry
2004-11-15 - i heart holidays
2004-11-11 - the red velvet cake rope
2004-11-08 - the subway diet
2004-11-03 - from sea to shining freedom fry
2004-11-03 - kerry or canada
2004-10-30 - happy halloween
2004-10-27 - merlots and highs
2004-10-23 - hair brains
2004-10-18 - moops
2004-10-16 - weekend in paris
2004-10-10 - universal connections
2004-10-03 - magical mystery tour
2004-09-29 - the politics of dating
2004-09-26 - vote ali g in 2004
2004-09-18 - should we call it freedom kissing?
2004-09-14 - spell it like beckham
2004-09-09 - rest in peace
2004-09-06 - read al burian
2004-09-03 - message in a bottle
2004-08-29 - taking out the trash
2004-08-22 - so much for the titties
2004-08-19 - hmmmm
2004-08-14 - take two? don't mind if i do.
2004-04-21 - night night, wink wink
2004-04-20 - change your underwear and everything else
2004-04-13 - the gesundheit of maturity?
2004-04-04 - perfume de pooch
2004-03-30 - 70% cocoa, 70% uh-oh
2004-03-28 - meet me in montauk
2004-03-22 - half-caf soy void latte
2004-03-17 - metaphorically dating
2004-03-14 - on the run from johnny law
2004-03-08 - a stern warning
2004-03-03 - she bangs
2004-03-01 - pete rose jokes never get old
2004-02-25 - snot-nose mcgraw
2004-02-19 - are you seabiscuiting someone else?
2004-02-10 - know your onion
2004-02-03 - naked by the end of this entry
2004-01-28 - pump and circumstance
2004-01-20 - today's entry is brought to you by the word "no"
2004-01-12 - top 11 films of 2003
2004-01-01 - what's your beef?
2003-12-28 - top 10 albums of 2003
2003-12-21 - rufus rocks and rules and stuff
2003-12-17 - spit take
2003-12-15 - he put the ho in ho-ho-ho
2003-12-10 - send this letter certifiable mail
2003-12-07 - sentimental hoo-ha
2003-12-01 - do you fancy fowl?
2003-11-26 - smashed potatoes
2003-11-18 - german saboteurs never got to give peas a chance
2003-11-16 - cat nap
2003-11-09 - love actually sucks
2003-11-02 - to be and to have
2003-10-29 - smoke gets in your ears
2003-10-27 - pirates of the carebearians
2003-10-22 - xo
2003-10-20 - dear coentastrophe movie
2003-10-16 - harping on it
2003-10-13 - we've got our globe to keep us warm
2003-10-09 - gwyneth says a mouthful
2003-10-06 - i got to be a part of it
2003-10-01 - apply liberally
2003-09-30 - vacation all i ever wanted
2003-09-28 - get on up
2003-09-23 - well, i'll be a monkey's constituent
2003-09-21 - bravo
2003-09-18 - where ya ben?
2003-09-17 - decidedly unhelpful
2003-09-14 - coolpola
2003-09-12 - brought to you by the letter n
2003-09-10 - and you are?
2003-09-07 - splendor in the crass
2003-09-03 - rubenesque
2003-08-31 - you're soaking in it, madge
2003-08-26 - wacky traffic, as opposed to tabacky
2003-08-25 - hi, i'm nictate and i'm a shopaholic
2003-08-20 - fadein and burian
2003-08-17 - ahoy, maties
2003-08-14 - alarming neighbors
2003-08-11 - moving house, moving movie
- ben over
2003-08-04 - what dentists do after dark
2003-07-31 - the more i sleep, the prettier i get
- no cookie rookie
2003-07-27 - in the pink
2003-07-23 - freak in the first degree
2003-07-20 - peaches and herb
2003-07-17 - big secret
2003-07-15 - book 'em, dano
2003-07-14 - honorable men-tion
2003-07-11 - i've got a woody
2003-07-07 - the cottton is high, but are the pickers?
2003-06-26 - you are free to move about your sexuality
2003-06-24 - impromptu guide to mars
2003-06-22 - global shwarming
2003-06-17 - the "for men" entry: a fart joke, plus lesbian action!
2003-06-15 - gore for the next four
2003-06-12 - amelie was here
2003-06-11 - let's rap
2003-06-09 - not a fan
2003-06-04 - idol chatter
2003-06-03 - did you know "squaw" is a bad word?
2003-06-01 - gregariously well-written
2003-05-28 - shock the monkey
2003-05-26 - whatcha gonna do?
2003-05-20 - ruben or clay?
2003-05-18 - how do you spell DUI?
2003-05-13 - who you callin' a broad?
2003-05-11 - free speech, while supplies last
2003-05-06 - say you, say me
2003-05-04 - victor victorious
2003-04-30 - big on japon
2003-04-27 - counter act
2003-04-25 - razzle dazzle 'em
2003-04-23 - dittos with rainbows
2003-04-20 - nick's knack
2003-04-16 - oprah's book club reject
2003-04-13 - n is for neville who died of ennui
2003-04-10 - hannibal lecture
2003-04-07 - abby normal
2003-04-03 - the devil made me buy it
2003-04-01 - when dubya cramps your style, take american midol
2003-03-31 - ignorance is U.N.ecessary
2003-03-26 - aunt bea, if you could see them now
2003-03-24 - whistlin' dixie
2003-03-23 - moving pictures
2003-03-20 - oil of oy vey
2003-03-16 - ben addiction
2003-03-12 - don't need sugar, you just have to touch my cup
2003-03-09 - away blown
2003-03-04 - interrogation meets hollywood imagination
2003-03-02 - cinematic chitchat
2003-02-27 - weebles wobble, but the moon? who knew?
2003-02-25 - royally pissed little miss
2003-02-23 - fare thee well
2003-02-20 - lemon bars, lemon curd, lemonheads
2003-02-17 - O.R. you?
2003-02-14 - ribbit
2003-02-11 - wrong in the wrong way
2003-02-09 - oil of oy vey
2003-02-05 - den father
2003-02-03 - reality-based dating
2003-02-02 - tautou poo-poo
2003-01-30 - like mr. kasem said, keep reaching for the stars
2003-01-29 - cidade de deus
2003-01-27 - i'm a dogg person
2003-01-25 - om yeah
2003-01-20 - you say divisive (or try to), i say subversive
2003-01-19 - all that jazz
2003-01-15 - can't buy you dumb
2003-01-12 - the dating lame
2003-01-09 - top ten albums of 2002
2003-01-05 - the dreamlife of plumbers
2003-01-02 - top ten movies of 2002

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the ex files (nobody knows the trouble i've dated)

mi vida loca

grab bag (all you can carry away for $5/lb.)

lust goes bust

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