2003-11-18 | 11:50 p.m.

corduroy licorice wanted to vote with his feet, but the polling place clerk objected to corduroy putting his toes on the touch screen.

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this weekend i was watching a tribute to music videos-type show and they pointed out how aerosmith and run d.m.c. had introduced a new hybrid of music back in the day by mixing rock and rap with their "walk this way" collaboration. so it's them i have to thank for all that limp linkin crapola on the radio. nice job, guys.

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an excerpt from the latest harper's weekly e-mail:

"newly declassified files from MI5, the british intelligence agency, revealed that in 1940 german saboteurs had planned to attack buckingham palace with exploding cans of french peas."

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