2003-04-25 | 12:26 a.m.

corduroy licorice decided to get in on the return of cowboy chic by parading around town wearing designer chaps and the spur of the moment.

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seems that dubya's campaign crew is going to time his reelection bid to coincide with and capitilize on the anniversary of 9/11. it seems appropriate since that marks the date of a malevolent force ignoring international law, sacrificing innocent lives and tearing away at basic freedoms.

it will be an interesting election in 2004 since the two-party system will now consist of the republicans and the terrorist sympathizers.

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from a recent snl weekend update by tina fey:

"it is rumored that ben affleck and jennifer lopez want to star in a remake of casablanca. this will be the perfect film for people who liked the original, but wished it was terrible."

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