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2003-02-03 | 10:13 p.m.

corduroy licorice remained an oprah fan through thick and thin.

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reality-based dating lesson from last night's episode of joe millionaire:

1. hold out in the bedroom, unless you really know your wine.

2. if he starts talking about ingrown toenails on your romantic beach outing, beat a hasty retreat. just make up some excuse about sand in your bikini bottoms. quid pro quo, yo.

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take a peek at these - (c) 2000-2003 nictate:

health tip
2005-03-16

health tip
2005-03-16

moving house
2004-11-19

quibbling with quitherfeather
2004-11-17

catcher in the wry
2004-11-16