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2001-07-19 | 6:45 p.m. cordoroy licorice often got his knickers in a knot. he found it to be the by-product of his highly advanced yoga routine. *** i've recently found dating to resemble the criminal justice system. a partner in crime who is most wanted becomes a suspect in an offense. they get put on trial in a court of emotion. if they are found in the wrong, they are put in probation. they're gonna have to watch their step and check in with their "parole officer" on a regular basis. some "judges" are more lenient than others and hope for reform in their prisoner of love. some stick with the three strikes law. a hat trick of misdemeanors and the offending party is sent to the big house for consecutive "get a life" sentences. some harbor fugitives and act as accessories. i'm trying to keep to the straight and narrow now. i've got a laundry list of priors involving emotional ex-felons on my dating record. i wanna be a good cop, but sometimes my insecurities make me play bad cop. i get my partner in the imaginary interrogation room and leave 'em begging for a plea bargain. to turn state's evidence... to write a confession: "you're right, sugar dumpling. i didya wrong. powerful wrong." that's all in my mental station house, though. my neurotic undercover work. on the outside, i'm just a sugar dumpling...through and through! one of l.a.'s finest. hahaha! ok, i just cracked myself up with that one. as you were. |
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