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2001-07-19 | 6:45 p.m.

cordoroy licorice often got his knickers in a knot. he found it to be the by-product of his highly advanced yoga routine.

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i've recently found dating to resemble the criminal justice system.

a partner in crime who is most wanted becomes a suspect in an offense.

they get put on trial in a court of emotion.

if they are found in the wrong, they are put in probation.

they're gonna have to watch their step and check in with their "parole officer" on a regular basis.

some "judges" are more lenient than others and hope for reform in their prisoner of love.

some stick with the three strikes law. a hat trick of misdemeanors and the offending party is sent to the big house for consecutive "get a life" sentences.

some harbor fugitives and act as accessories.

i'm trying to keep to the straight and narrow now.

i've got a laundry list of priors involving emotional ex-felons on my dating record.

i wanna be a good cop, but sometimes my insecurities make me play bad cop.

i get my partner in the imaginary interrogation room and leave 'em begging for a plea bargain.

to turn state's evidence...

to write a confession:

"you're right, sugar dumpling. i didya wrong. powerful wrong."

that's all in my mental station house, though. my neurotic undercover work.

on the outside, i'm just a sugar dumpling...through and through!

one of l.a.'s finest.

hahaha! ok, i just cracked myself up with that one.

as you were.

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