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2001-03-07 | 04:26:54 corduroy licorice was a guy with a bad attitude. mainly because his teeth and tongue were stained black and his thighs made a noise when he walked. *** i wonder if anyone has ever called moby a dick. *** so it's girl scout cookie time, which means it's thin mints inhalation time. as i walked into a grocery store, two little moppets in color-coordinated cotton jersey squealed in semi-unison, "you wanna buy some girl scout cookies?!" "yes, i do," i admitted without shame, "but after i buy my groceries." "she said after she buys her groceries!" they called out in semi-unison to their moms sitting at a folding table nearby. so i purchase my food stuffs and walk out to find a third moppet has joined the pitch. "you wanna buy some girl scout cookies?!" the three amigos inquired, in different stages of toe-to-heel bouncing. "yes, please. thank you." i asked for three(!) boxes of thin mints...hey! it's for a good cause! sheeeeeze. well, those coveted green boxes were flying off the felt tablecloth faster than i could pull nine dead presidents out of my wallet, so i only made off with two. but they're alllllll mine. oh yeah. hmmm...i guess corduroy licorice won't be the only one whose thighs make noise when he walks... |
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