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2001-03-07 | 04:26:54

corduroy licorice was a guy with a bad attitude.

mainly because his teeth and tongue were stained black and his thighs made a noise when he walked.

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i wonder if anyone has ever called moby a dick.

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so it's girl scout cookie time, which means it's thin mints inhalation time.

as i walked into a grocery store, two little moppets in color-coordinated cotton jersey squealed in semi-unison, "you wanna buy some girl scout cookies?!"

"yes, i do," i admitted without shame, "but after i buy my groceries."

"she said after she buys her groceries!" they called out in semi-unison to their moms sitting at a folding table nearby.

so i purchase my food stuffs and walk out to find a third moppet has joined the pitch.

"you wanna buy some girl scout cookies?!" the three amigos inquired, in different stages of toe-to-heel bouncing.

"yes, please. thank you."

i asked for three(!) boxes of thin mints...hey! it's for a good cause! sheeeeeze. well, those coveted green boxes were flying off the felt tablecloth faster than i could pull nine dead presidents out of my wallet, so i only made off with two. but they're alllllll mine. oh yeah. hmmm...i guess corduroy licorice won't be the only one whose thighs make noise when he walks...

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