2001-01-17 | 04:24:18

i'm trying to compile a personal treasure trove of wisdom that i will one day ever-so-generously impart upon the world.

you may ask, what the f*ck?

you heard right, chicky baby. i'm drawing upon my life experience to come up with certain unalienable truths.

i'm up to two.

see what you think.

nictation #1

if someone doesn't want to date you, they're an idiot...and why would you want to date an idiot?

nictation #2

it is easier, and hence preferable to some, to regret a person rather than to actually date them.*

*by the way, i like to call these regretting vs. dating types chickenshits.

so, those are my two cents so far. funny they're both relationship-oriented, huh? gee. i guess that's where my focus has always been.

hmmm...well, the search for love is where most of the mystery in life is, so that actually makes sense.

i'll keep you posted on my epiphanies as they happen.

call it "epiphany watch 2001."

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oh shit. the "suddenly susan" rerun is tackling a social issue. must...get...to...tv...to...turn...it...off...whew! brooke on a soap box? no thank ye, no.

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winbenstein is looking skyward over at girlboy today...

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