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2001-01-04 | 02:47:11 hello, ladies and gentlemen. welcome to the first annual nictate awards! it's a star-studded evening here at the dorothy chandler pavilion. why, isn't that jennifer lopez coming up the red carpet? yes, it is! you know, she stunned the world with her tropical, cut-down-to-there versace gown at another awards show and she hasn't disappointed here. let's see if we can pull her aside for a moment. jennifer! jennifer! over here! hi, i'm tiphany with ndc news. hi! you look gorgeous tonight. who did your gown? saran wrap? lovely! good luck tonight with your nomination! kisses to puffy! bye now! ok, the voice in my headset is telling me that we're about to go live from the auditorium. enjoy! *cue dramatic theme music* and the nictate awards go to... *movie category* best film of the year - "dancer in the dark" - beautiful, tragic, pure best actress - bjork in "dancer in the dark" - her naivete was breath-taking best actor - albert finney in "erin brockovich" - he steals the likable grump torch from lemmon and matthau and runs with it best supporting actress - jennifer coolidge in "best in show" - her anna nicole smith-esque role was a knee-slapper best supporting actor - john turturro in "o brother, where art thou?" - dumb has never been so charming best director - lars von trier for "dancer in the dark" - a genius, for real, yo best comedy film - tie - "best in show" - christopher guest and his faux documentary format are a match made in heaven * "american movie" - talk about a funny semi-documentary. real-life pathos and humor, man. real-life pathos and humor most refreshing film of the year - "o brother, where art thou?" - the coen brothers never cease to amaze me with their funkalicious wackiness and packed-with-word-love dialogue best "love" scene (no sex takes place, actually) - "second chance date" scene in "unbreakable" - not only was the backlit scene beautiful to look at, the dialogue was rich and tenuous as a couple discusses their tarnished relationship best foreign film - "yi yi" - the director, edward yang, made magic with reflections on glass and reflections on life best mood establishment in a film - "the virgin suicides" - director sophia coppola created a translucent teen girl dreaminess in her film that was hypnotic to watch best "pure hollywood magic" movie - "erin brockovich" - sure it was a formula piece, but it was a story well-told, involving and fun to watch. julia roberts showed as much chutzpah as she did cleavage best screenplay - "fight club" - cool beyond belief and even improved on the book best music in a movie - "selma songs" by bjork from "dancer in the dark" - moody and heart-wrenching, just like the film *music category* best album - "kid a" by radiohead - some think it's too arty, but i think it's pure heaven. music to sooth the tortured soul best band other than radiohead - travis - they're good eggs who make amazingly lovely pop best pop single - "you're an ocean" by fastball - instant foot-tappin's gonna get you. pure pop confection never sounded so sweet best "new" band - the weakerthans - blame canada for this smart and heartfelt pop/rock goodness best hip-hop/rap song - "the real slim shady" by eminem - he may be hated, but he's probably second behind madonna in marketing smarts and he's got an ear for words and tunes that hook ya best in class - aimee mann "bachelor no. 2" - she is the queen of intelligent life-revealing lyrics and sweet, sad melodies best hip-hop/r&b group - destiny's child - these girls have it goin' on. pumpin' sassiness times four best cheesy goodness song - "bye, bye, bye" by n'sync - i know, i know, but bubblegum can be good, too! *internet awards* best entry romanticizing flatulence - torrez best beacon of positive vibes and good humor - esol best dreamy girlosity - maganda cutest darn thing ever - iota rock'n'writer award - baggage lifetime achievement award - proven sweet as molasses award - rhetoric bruised beauty award - malice cutest couple award - outbox and grim charming smart-ass award - pablo thanks for inspiring girlboy award - dakota *** lindsay is blowing dandylion wishes over at girlboy today... |
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