2000-06-14 | 15:33:45

i bet if you worked at a kentucky fried chicken restaurant, the best part of the day would be 9 a.m.

the morning sun would be streaming through the paned front windows, the coffee pot would be perking a happy tune, and the counters would be freshly sponged of yesterday's fatty fowl grease smears.

you've got a whole day of finger-lickin' customers to satisfy ahead of you, but for right now, it's just you and the birds...still moist from their overnight thaw.

so get to scooping that cole slaw, sistah! this one's for the colonel!

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